2009年3月8日 星期日

大酒店

繼上次〈蜜蠟的聯想〉後,栗子妹跟A君又來一次牛頭唔搭栗嘴。


話說上星期栗子妹打電話給A君,邀請A君一起去聽音樂會,但A君回說要去大酒店,不能同行,當時我淫笑道:「哦,你曳曳!」


到了音樂會那天,栗子妹碰見A君,再聊到大酒店的問題。栗問:「你今晚是否要跟你的蜜糖去大酒店曳曳呢?」A君見我一臉淫相,有點摸不著頭腦:「去大酒店怎麼曳曳了?」


栗:「酒店喎!」
A
:「大酒店喎?」
栗:「大酒店旗下的酒店嘛!」(按:大酒店是上市公司)
A
:「不是呀,我是在說殯儀館呀!」
栗:「?!」


恕栗子妹大鄉里,我真是未聽過殯儀館叫大酒店呀~~~


[之後我問同事D大酒店是甚麼,他說是有夜總會的酒店……]


11 則留言:

  1. If I were you, I would ask more people to see if they'er aware of the expression.  Maybe A just made it up out of convenience!
    [版主回覆03/09/2009 20:10:00]Dear Teach: A didn't make it up. Please see the comments of other bloggers.

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  2. 「大酒店」一向都是殯儀館的委婉語,正如和合石被稱作「和記」。
    [版主回覆03/09/2009 20:13:00]唔怪得和記嘅股價一直不振

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  3. 呢個稱號都好耐歷史o架喇!
     
    [版主回覆03/09/2009 20:14:00]BS2: 真係唔識呀

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  4. 真係一個美麗o既誤會咯!
    [版主回覆03/09/2009 20:14:00]井兄:都怪自己滿腦子淫穢思想

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  5. 「大酒店」早已成俚語,貴友非作假。例如英式的 「birthday suit」,美式的「taking the fifth」皆有意思。
    [版主回覆03/09/2009 20:16:00]謝乏言先生確認
    弊啦,先生提到的兩句,我都唔識  (待會再查字典)

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  6. 少見多怪?

     
    [版主回覆03/09/2009 20:16:00]香花與毒草:是少聽多怪才對

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  7. I don't know if the two expressions by  乏言    are in any dictionaries, but I could help you with those.  "Birthday suit" is what you were wearing when you were born.  Taking the Fifth refers to the Fifth Amendment of the US Constitution protecting citizens from self-incrimination.  So "taking the Fifth" means refusing to answer a question because the answer might incriminate the answerer.
    [版主回覆03/09/2009 20:49:00]Thanks, Teacher! Wow, the second one is really difficult

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  8. 我都略有所聞,但唔明點解叫大酒店,或許兩者的顧客最終也是躺下吧,嗱!唔好又心邪呀!
    [版主回覆03/09/2009 21:45:00]南爾果然了解小栗,我個心向來都45度傾斜的

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  9. 有咁個解法呀, 今次又長見識了
    [版主回覆03/11/2009 07:22:00]無蹟:我也長了見識呢!

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  10. 大酒店=殯儀館好耐歷史架嘞,你後生所以冇聽過囉。
    以我記得,好似係話兩者都係借宿一宵咁上下意思,而以前啲人又諸多顧忌,咪叫大酒店囉。
    [版主回覆03/11/2009 07:28:00]Isis: 看來跟年齡無關呢!年紀比我大的也有人不知道啊!
    (說到底,還是因為我太沉迷股票,所以才會誤會是上市公司~~~ )

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  11. 栗子妹:下次聽到人哋話去大酒店,栗子妹記住唔好再淫笑罅 ~~
    [版主回覆03/18/2009 21:19:00]慧行先生:見過鬼仲唔怕黑咩~~~

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